mydogsnokes:

if u have a pet tarantula i have so many questions for u. first off what the fuck is wrong with u

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peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

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congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

happiest:

you’re cute what is your face html 

stabs:

if you borrow my book and ruin it, i’ll ruin your face

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